I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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