I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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