Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My vagina is officially offended.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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