That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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