Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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