She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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