i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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