You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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