My nipple is on Facebook.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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