kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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