everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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