So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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