i just google imaged poop.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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