i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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