Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
