just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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