Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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