so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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