Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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