So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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