drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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