He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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