just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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