So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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