I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
