How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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