Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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