Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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