i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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