let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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