I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize