And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
