And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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