if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna passion pit in your ass
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Houston, we have a blender
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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