I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
