hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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