he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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