it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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