Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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