Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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