There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Randomize
