Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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