If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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