She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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