I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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