I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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