She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
