his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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