i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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