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I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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