On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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