My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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