i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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