This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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