She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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