So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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