Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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