did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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